A man walks into a bank

and says : "Hey, I want to open a f*cking account in this shitty bank". Shocked, the woman behind the counter asks: "E-Excuse me, what did you just say?" "Didn't you hear me bitch, I want to open a f*cking account here in this shitty ass bank!" So, the woman says: "You know what, I'm getting the manager. He'll see to it that you're removed".

A few minutes later, she comes back in with the manager. The manager approaches the man and asks what's wrong, and why he's behaving so obscenely. The man explains, "as I told this hag before, I want to open a f*cking account, cause I just recieved a f*cking inheritance of a 100 million bucks."

Dumbfounded, the manager replies, "And this BITCH is giving you a hard time?!"

Laugh Stupid!

This one should be a BLAST...

For the pianists out there. This guy makes my old piano teacher look like the tooth fairy.

Watch it and laugh.

Japanese Artists Play Theme to Mission Impossible

Alright I know this doesn't really fall into the category of funny, but when I saw this video, I just had to post it here. It's a clip of an all female Japanese band playing the theme to mission impossible. What's so interesting about that, you ask?

1) They're Asian.
2) They're female.
3) They're using classical instruments (cept for the Keyboard).

Hey, if the clip doesn't interest you, you'll still get a laugh out of the way they move!



Here's a link to their site (IN JAPANESE) if you're wondering.

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Laugh Stupid!!!

This is a classic joke

Classic, but still stupid enough to make you laugh!

An Englishman, an Indian and a Pakistani are caught by the ruler of a province. The three were trespassing and are now to be dealt serious punishment. The penalty - 100 lashes on the back! But the gentle ruler, in all his kindness offers one wish to each of them before the lashes (of course, they couldn't wish for the lashes not to take place...)

So the event proceeds. The Englishman volunteers to get done first and asks for 5 pillows to be tied to his back. The pillows tear open after about the 10th lash and the Englishman is dealt a series of excruciating blows. The Pakistani volunteers to go next, asking for 15 pillows to be tied to his back! These too tear open by the 20th lash and he too is dealt a series of lashes dealing pain that is legendary.

Finally it is the Indian's turn and he wishes for...the Pakistani to be tied to his back...

Dane Cook makes jokes, and then some...

This is clip from his Vicious Circle performance. Some of the joke are very personal, so it's either you laugh or you don't. But still, if you wanna laugh till you're stupid, I recommend you watch the DVD and the extra footage. Tis freakin hilarious.



Now take a look at this parody clip from MadTV and remember: Laugh Stupid.

Where I left off...

This joke's a kicker - Laugh stupid ;)

John, Fred, and Al are construction workers. Each day, high up on the skycraper they're working, they sit down to eat their lunch.

John opens his lunch bag and takes out a cheese sandwich. "Damn it, I hate cheese sandwiches! If I keep on getting cheese sandwiches I'm going to kill myself one day!"

Fred opens his lunch bag and takes out a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. "Damn it, I hate peanut butter and jelly sandwiches! If I keep on getting peanut butter and jelly sandwiches I'm going to kill myself one day!"

Al opens his lunch bag and takes out a turkey sandwich. "Damn it, I hate turkey sandwiches! If I keep on getting turkey sandwiches I'm going to kill myself one day!"

The next day, the three men have lunch:

John sees he has a cheese sandwich and screams, "If I get another cheese sandwich I'm going to jump off this building and kill myself!"

Fred sees he has a peanut butter and jelly sandwich and screams, "If I get another peanut butter and jelly sandwich I'm going to jump off this building and kill myself!"

Al sees he has a turkey sandwich. He shouts "If I get another turkey sandwich, I'm going to jump off this building and kill myself!"

The next day...

John takes out a cheese sandwich from his bag. "Ok, that's it, I'm jumping off!" He jumps off the building and dies.

Fred takes out a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. "OK, that's it, I'm jumping off!" He jumps off the building and dies.

Al takes out a turkey sandwich. "Ok, that's it, I'm jumping off!" He jumps off the building and dies.

At their funeral, the wives of John, Fred, and Al mourn. John's wife crys out, "If only he had told me he didn't like cheese sandwiches, I would have given him something different!"

Fred's wife crys, "If only he told me he didn't like peanut butter and jelly sandwiches, I would have given him something different!"

Al's wife crys, "I don't understand. He packed his own lunch."

Laugh stupid lives

Heh, My old site got booted of the face of the earth (search engine wise) because I linked to some website promoting Alzheimer's awareness. Apparently the site was trashed along with every other site crazy enough to link to it. Now, I ask myself, what the hell could a site about Alzheimer's possibly do that could be so wrong. I have no idea. But that doesn't mean that it's not funny as hell!! So I could be angry, but I prefer to laugh, and you should too. That's why I call this place laugh stupid.

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