Warning: Shock Factor!!! Do not read the following joke ;)

A little girl and her mother were walking through the park one day and they saw two teenagers having sex on a bench.

The little girl asked, "Mummy, what are they doing?" The mother hesitates then quickly replies, "Ummm, they're... making cakes!"

The next day they were at a zoo and the little girl saw two monkeys having sex. Again she asked her mother what they are doing and her mother replied with the same response, "Making cakes."

The next day the girl says to her mother, "Mummy, you and Daddy were making cakes in the lounge last night, eh?" Shocked, the mother asks, "How do you know?"

She says, "Because I licked the icing off the sofa."


Siiiiiiiiick!!!

Do not keep reading.

A little boy and a pedophile are walking deep in the dark woods. The little boy says,

"Mister, I'm scared! These woods are really creepy."

The pedophile replies, "How do you think I feel? I have to walk back all by myself."

Warned ya.

Laugh Stupid!